Waking up early this morning, I stumbled downstairs to find Katherine watching T.V. Not possible. I have the cable box blocked from 5am - 8pm. No password, no dice. No T.V. without parental intervention. Apparently Katherine watched Suzy entering the code one day and noticed that she pressed the same button over and over again. A button near the bottom of the remote. So she tried and entered "0 0 0 0". Lo and behold, it worked.
Needless to say, the password has been changed and it's not the same digit x 4.
We've been preparing Vincent for his kindergarten interview for the last few weeks (he got in), and going over letters, numbers, how to spell his name, etc. On his name:
Me: Vince, how do you spell your name?Vince: V -- line with a dot -- N -- C -- E -- N -- T
What do kids learning from watching commercials on television:
Vince: Girls have diets and boys have penises

As we were looking at some of National Geographic's top photos from 2006, we came upon this green monkey looking thing. Vincent looked over my shoulder and says, that's a pygmy marmoset. I look down, read the description, and find to my surprise that he's right (I've never heard of a pygmy marmoset to begin with). For the next 30 seconds, I think I have a genius on my hand, a four year old who can read. How has he been hiding his reading from us??
Well, Vincent doesn't read. He saw these minute monkeys on Go Diego Go.
Still, pretty good recognition skills.
Whenever Vincent cries over a toy taken or milk spilt, I tell him to toughen up -- don't cry like a baby, be a strong boy. Returning home from a rare night out, Vincent told me he cried after Suzy and I left.
Steve: Vincent, you didn't cry like a baby, did you?
Vincent: No Daddy, I cried like a man.
To which I had no reply.
In the past two days, I've let Ally out 4 times between the hours of 12 midnight and 4am for poopy calls, cleaned up 3 piles of doggy vomit (she got into the chicken bouillon cubes) dry heaving myself, and Bella had a rather nasty incident in the shower yet again.
Looks like I'll be ready to change those diapers again come June.
Ok, Suzy always reminds to not to just talk about myself. So here's a little story to illuminate Vincent's sweet nature.
In pre-school, the kids were making turkeys for Thanksgiving. Asked what he was thankful for, Vincent responded:
The baby in my mommy's tummy.
Oh, have I mentioned that Suzy is pregnant? Our third is on the way, expecting about June 9th, 2007. Long way to go and lots to do before this happens. Hence the plumbing and car shopping spree below.
Owen celebrates his fourth birthday with a swim party.
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Sophia and Grace celebrated their 5th and 3rd birthdays a few weeks ago. The pictures have been sitting in the camera until now.
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Katherine took her first math test today. Not sure how she did yet, but in the spirit of the moment, I took the 8th grade math test and passed with flying colors. ![]()
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One of Katherine's birthday presents was a butterfly habitat. The first set of (painted lady) catepillars arrived in the mail on a day that saw 108oF temperatures. Needless to say the first butterfly hatched today, from the second set.
We made it to Sea World before Katherine turned 6. Yeah. It was a lot of fun, though I do recommend a bathing suit (and water proof backup for the camera gear) if you're going to seat in the splash zone. See all the fun in the Photo Gallery. |
The new camera, a Canon 20d, is able to take 5 shots a second. Sounds like a machine gun. Makes it easy to capture sporting shots that the old Powershot, with a second delay, could never hope to.





Katherine's school has two performances each year, one for winter and one for spring. This year's spring performance featured all the classes singing TV theme songs. Katherine's kindergarten class sang Sesame Street, The Muppets and Rubber Ducky. I can tell Katherine's not too fond of getting up on stage, but with 8 more years of performances as this school, I'm sure it will get a lot easier.

Vincent is trouble. He was outside tonight when Katherine called him for dinner. A minute later, the doorbell rings. Opening the door, Katherine is drenched with water as Vincent, laughing, opens up the hose on her. Soaked from head to toe, she grabs the hose and sprays him back.
Not even 3 years old and already a prankster. We're in for trouble.
After 8 1/2 years at my current job, I've given my resignation. No more telecom/networking software companies for me. I'm moving to a more secure organization. Make that a security organization. Make that a market leading software security organization. Yes, my commute is now 50 feet closer to home. Not much closer, but closer nonetheless.
My last day is Friday. After the weekend, I immediately start at Symantec. You know, the Norton Anti-Virus people. Talk about a growth industry. Especially if you're on a Windows computer.
Lots to learn, lots to learn.

Katherine started spring soccer this week. Seven games, 5-on-5. No head coaching for me this time around (though I did volunteer to coach 2 games when the head coach is away). Katherine scored the first goal of the game. I think 5-on-5 will be better ... fields are smaller, quarters are shorter and kids get to touch the ball a lot more.



Hi ho, hi ho. It's off to Grandma's house we go.
me: Hello? This is Steve.
girl's voice: Umm, is this a tattoo parlor?
35 is finally here. The last few weeks have been rougher than usual on me. Between job worries (no, we don't have to move to San Francisco anymore), family health concerns and life in general, I've had a lot of internal stress that I didn't readily identify. Last week, I figured out I was a news junkie on the downhill slope towards 40.
Every night I'd come home stressed from what I thought was the hour (each way) commute. But last week I realized that I spend way too much time keeping up with the news: 2 hours / day of talk radio in the car, 15 minutes / day reading the newspaper, 1 hour / day watching news on television, 30 minutes browsing the internet, followed by another 30 bedtime minutes of non-fiction reading. That's way too much time to figure out what's happening in the world.
Last Wednesday, I turned it all OFF. I started listening to only music on the commute and practiced deep (diaphragm) breathing in the car. Man, that made a difference. I arrive at work and home totally relaxed. Plus, it gives me much more time to think about life in general, rather than worrying if the current reporter or pundit is properly fair and balanced :-) But there was still something else...
Didn't think about it until I got the news out of my life, but I was almost 35 and what did I know how to do? What was I good at? Was it too late to learn something new? Was I stuck for the rest of my life with my what skills (or lack of) that I currently had?
So I came upon the idea of learning something new -- not programming, not painting, but bass guitar. I've fiddled with the guitar off and on for years, but never really was any good. But with the bass, what's not to like? Two fewer strings, no chords and fewer solos. Plus, I love all the riffs, from Nirvana to Rage Against the Machine. Seems like a much better idea, learning to play a musical instrument rather than overdosing on the news.
So today I'm 35. Drove by Guitar Center on the way home from work last night and picked up an amp and a new bass guitar. A birthday present to my self, to ease my pre mid-life crisis.

P.S. If you're learning a musical instrument, the internet is an invaluable resource. Want to learn how to play your favorite song -- no problem, bass or guitar. Want free lessons with midi examples -- no problem, the internet has you covered.

Click on the image above to see Vince playing the blues.
We had a bit of a scare with Bella this weekend. She woke up Saturday a.m. not able to use her back legs. I made the assumption
that it was her hip dysphasia acting up so I gave her anti-inflammatory pill and contacted the vet to refill her hip RX. I was told that the anti-inflam. would help her out until Monday's vet appt. The anti-inflam. didn't help at all.
This morning her legs still were not working and I didn't want to wait until Monday morning. I took her to the vet and was told that it was not her hip dysphasia causing the paralysis. After seeing the 1st vet, we went for a 2nd opinion, then Steve, Bella and I headed to West LA to see the surgeon Dr. Somerville. After the exam, it was concluded that she most likely had a ruptured disc and the compression on the spine had to be relieved ASAP. The surgeon gave her a 50% chance of regaining use of her legs if the problem were indeed a rupture disc, but if it was some type of blood clot, or internal spinal issue then she had a 10% chance. We were feeling quite upset when we hugged Bella before she headed off to surgery.
Dr. Somerville called at 4:30 p.m. to let us know that Bella came through surgery great and that the disc was indeed ruptured, but she was able to repair everything. She said Bella was on some morphine type drug for the pain, but that they will know more in the morning with some post-op tests. She has to stay there until Tuesday or Wednesday depending on how well she is feeling. She will have a recovery time of 4 to 6 weeks confined to the baby play pen as she will not be allowed to move around or play with Ally & kids. The doc said that after 4 to 6 weeks she may be walking.
If she is not walking by 3 months, then we will need to think about other options... We will cross that bridge if & when we get there. We are feeling sad, but hoping for all the best for Bella.


The red circle is about where I live. We've been lucky, as the smoke is not blowing our way. But the flames are getting closer. Looks like they jumped the major pass and are creeping down to the my valley, San Fernando.
In this satellite image, plumes of smoke caused by wildfires are seen moving off the coast through Southern California on Sunday, Oct. 26, 2003. The fires have grown to more than 208,000 acres, destroying 500 homes in densely populated suburbs and have caused at least 11 deaths. Fires burning are, at left left, Simi Valley and Moorpark; center, the combined Grand Prix and Old Fire, north of San Bernadino and Rancho Cucamonga/Ontario; bottom right, the Scripps Ranch fire in the San Diego area. AP Photo/US Forest Service via NASA (news - web sites))
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Fire + Twister all rolled into one. Hope that doesn't travel far.
Ventura County firefighters look at a twister of flame from a wildfire, Sunday, Oct. 26, 2003, in Simi Valley, Calif. The fire has destroyed several homes and burned more than 45,000 acres. (AP Photo/Mark J. Terrill)
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Diane's back in the house. The hillside across the road burned, but the house is safe (though smokey).
Bob's neighborhood is now on voluntary evacuation. Don Sr., Don and Uncle Bob are there, just in case the fire gets too close and they have to save valuables.
Bob's heading home.
Diane got a knock on her door at 4 am as was informed that a voluntary evacuation has started. She and the kids left and Randy is still there making sure the house stays out of danger.
Bob's on vacation and is coming back with Jacque and the kids. Flames are within a couple of miles of his house but I don't think there's been an evacuation of his neighborhood.
Southern California is burning. Currently, there are at least three major fires: San Bernardino/Rancho Cucamonga, Crestline and now Simi Valley.
I live 10 miles east of Simi Valley; it's just a valley away. Below is a series of pictures I took starting from my house and then heading west into Simi. I have two in-laws in Simi, so I took a drive out to make sure they were okay.

Washed and ready for bed, Katherine and Vincent enjoy popcorn and a movie.
FootballWhat can I say, he makes his daddy proud.
We got back from 8 days in Maui on Sunday. What a trip. The weather was perfect -- the days were bright, the nights were clear. The stars were out, the sun was shining. Woke for sunrise, slept for sunset. We found an empty beach.
See more pictures in the photo gallery.
Incidentally, the above picture is real, though it may not look it. We were in a shaded cabana, so I used the flash. Plus I was lying down, so the horizon is not exactly horizontal.



After a busy Saturday of driving, we decided to spend Sunday around home. So before the heat hit, we headed over to the park and let the kids loose.


All the way up.

Saturday was double booked with two birthday parties. First, down to Palos Verdes for my mom's "August" birthday celebrations, and then up to Simi Valley for an adult only celebration for my sister-in-law's party. Lots of driving, but both were fun.
While I do love spending my weekends with the chitlins, it sure is fun to get a babysitter and spend some time out. It's too easy to forgot and yourself and your spouse and dedicate your life to the kids when their young, but do yourself a favor and go out once in a while.



Katherine started school today. She loved it.
Driving home from work Friday, the transmission in my car failed. Ever try driving up a hill in neutral? (After you lose momentum, you start rolling backwards). Bottom line is that it will cost more to fix the car than it's worth.
Since this is the time of the year car dealers get the "next" model year, I decided to go shopping. And wouldn't you know it, but there are lots of 2003s on sale. So, I went for it and bought my first ever new car, an Infiniti G35:

Randy took a number of pictures in Alaska too. See more pictures in the photo gallery.
Vincent tickles the ivories at the fish fry. You can't catch 115lbs of fish per man without actually eating it, can you? And man, it was good! See more pictures in the photo gallery.
Katherine climbs at Lia's 2nd birthday party. See more pictures in the photo gallery.


Back from Alaska with 115 lbs of Salmon, Halibut and Snapper. Put your request in now. What a great place. Felt like the last American frontier. Only 1 telephone at the resort and was almost stranded due to bad weather. Saw whales (humpback and orca), bald eagles and bears. Caught tons of fish. Saw the sun and saw the rain. Good company and good food. What a great trip. Check out the pictures in the photo gallery.
Katherine's 4 today. Celebrated Sunday, when the temperature must have hit 104. The Valley has been unseasonably cool until this week. I'm off to Alaska in 5 hours for a fishing trip, so I'm missing Katherine's actual birthday. I won't miss the heat.
Check out all the pictures in the photo gallery.
Vincent's first 2 word sentence ... hey dad.

It's been quiet for a while on BigFrog. Should be lots of pictures coming up, with Katherine's birthday and my Alaska fishing trip coming up.
By the way -- Vincent is officially walking now. He has been for the last 2 weeks. The kid loves his cake (and ice cream). He's also learned to point, so you don't want to be sitting next to him at lunch, especially if you're hungry. Vincent's got some appetite.




I spent the day at work, but it's nice to know how the other half live. The gang celebrated Bradley's 4th birthday at Zuma.

Vincent's been hungry lately. Still loves his fruits and vegetables, but man, can that kid throw back the pizza.

Katherine's a month away from four. Before we know it, she'll be driving.
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When not otherwise restrained in a stroller, Vincent is trying his best to go from horizontal to vertical. He's made a few jaunts of 10-15 feet now -- we're no longer counting steps.
Rumor on the street is he's expanded his vocabulary. Said %Bella% twice today.
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Linda was in town for 14 hours, on a layover between London and Seattle. Gave us just enough time to get her from the airport and introduce her to the kids. It's the first time we've seen her since --Katherine's birth-- her wedding in Ireland ... 3 years ago.
Fourth of July photos in the new photo gallery.


Always at work, missing out when the good stuff happens... Vincent just took 5 steps. It can't be long now before he's considered a "walker". Here's to you, Vincent.



Katherine's smiling after her first ballet recital. There were a lot of people watching and Katherine was bold enough to come out and do her routine.


In what seemed like a repeat from Groundhog Day, I drove out to visit Suzy and the girls in Norco twice this weekend. Today, Katherine tagged along and got to ride Jazzy. Katherine loves all the animals at her Aunt Suzy's house. Dogs, birds, goats, horses and a pig and a snake. Who needs a petting zoo when you have all that?
Last night, something must have been in the air, because I brought home a dog from Suzy's house ... Reilly, a recently abandoned Jack Russell terrier. Guess it was fun to dog sit for a night, but we don't need three dogs, especially with Vincent on the floor. So today, I brought her back.


Vincent's not fond of the camera. Here he gives his "are you talkin' to me" look from his birthday (today) photo shoot.

Vincent turns one tomorrow, May 29th. Happy Birthday, Vince.

Vincent and Grandma Patty give their best impression of each other (and Gary Coleman ??)

Friday is still fun day for Bradley and Katherine. This week, they met at the Sesame Street Live show.
Click on the picture above for a movie of Katherine making Vincent laugh. You'll need sound and all the latest video player software to enjoy the movie.



Vincent, just a month shy of his first birthday, settles down for a long afternoon hack.

Vincent's at the dangerous age now. Loves to climb up the stairs, on the couch, over the dog. And don't get too far behind him because he also rolls down the stairs, falls off the couch and gets licked by the dog.

We never see Jessica and Jacque together these days. Jessica is off school for a week and is staying with the grandparents. Don't work too hard :-)

It was a nice day. Perfect weather to eat outside and enjoy the garden.

Katherine loves to jump.

We visited Suzy's friend Donica on Saturday. Wanted to quickly see her before she checks in this Monday morning and delivers. Donica was relaxed, glowing and ready.
Good luck Donica.
Back from a long weekend in Catalina. Self imposed news blackout for three days. Weather was outstanding, water was calm for the boat trip. Vincent stood for the first time. Katherine rode in the "submarine" and played in the arcade for the first time (skeet ball and air hockey). Suzy read. I slept. It was a nice weekend.

The trees are trimmed and man, it's bright. They're taking out a couple of trees that shade the living room next, but they were just planted haphazard. Might need curtains.
Pictures of Tricia's going away (to Rome) party / St. Patrick's Day party in the "Photo Gallery".

Tree trimming time. When we bought the house, we didn't figure this to be an expense. But big full trees are dangerous trees, especially with the high winds in this area. So down they come, topping about 12 feet from each. The trimmers got through all 16 eucalyptus today. It's a bit of a shame they have to be trimmed, as they can grow upwards of 210 feet.

Looks like they're falling out of the sky, but they're just jumping from the brick wall. After a day of rain on Saturday, Sunday was nice but cold. If it wasn't cold, Katherine wouldn't be wearing the jacket. She doesn't like to be encumbered.
Vincent's starting to pull himself up. Not standing yet, but he's progressing. If I stand him myself, he still up for a bit with my help.
K-A-T-H-E-R-I-N-EGot it right 5 times in a row. We'll see if she remembers tomorrow.
Getting ready for work this morning, Katherine came upstairs to keep me company. I had the CD player on, listening to the Dixie Chick's rendition of Landslide. Katherine hopped in bed, under the covers. Now, I don't know how many times she's heard the song, but she told me it's her favorite song and started singing. A video moment for sure, but the camera was downstairs.
Well, I've been afraid of changing
'Cause I've built my life around you
But time makes you get bolder
Even children get older
And I'm getting older too



Vincent and Katherine came down to my office last Thursday. It was Vincent's first time, and long overdue for Katherine. We ate lunch at the Watergarden and fed the ducks. What a great break from the mundane for both me and the kids.


After nine long months, Vincent has his first tooth. Starting solid foods, including pizza crust, chicken, peas and squash. As you can see from this photo, he still needs work on using his knive and fork

Katherine: Daddy, who bought the strawberries and the blueberries?
Me: I did Katherine.
Katherine: What was in the empty bag on the counter?
Me: Frozen yogurt.
Katherine: Did you save me any?
Me: (thinking on the spot) No Katherine. Frozen yogurt doesn't keep, you have to eat it right away.
Vincent is 9 months old. Strangley, he's inverted his height and weight stats. At birth, he ranked in the 95% for weight, and 50% for height. Now, he's the 90% for height and 40% for weight. Tall and skinny. Katherine's always tended toward the upper end on both heigth and weight. Check out the growth chart for a graph and numbers (press the Katherine or Vincent button at the bottom of the chart and the numbers will magically fill in).
After a few days of rest, I don't think I tore a muscle. While there is some pain in certain weight bearing postions, I pretty much have a full range of motion. It's going to be hard to start bench pressing again, remembering that sound, but I'll hopefully be ready to try again next week.
After a few days of rest, I don't think I tore a muscle. While there is some pain in certain weight bearing postions, I pretty much have a full range of motion. It's going to be hard to start bench pressing again, remembering that sound, but I'll hopefully be ready to try again next week.
Last Friday was Valentine's day. Ordered Suzy flowers per usual, but thought I'd show some personal touch this time. Stopped by the Wherehouse, and bought a couple country music cds for her -- Shania Twain and the Dixie Chicks. Now here's the kicker. After listening to the Dixie Chicks (they cover Fleetwood Mac's Landslide on this album), it turns out I really like them. Not the typical whiney country (or is that Western??), slide guitar crap. Instead, more fiddle, guitar and bango in the bluegrass vain. There's some really impressive, fast finger-picking bango playing on a few of the tracks. Check it out.

This photo freaked me out at first; Katherine has 3 arms. Upon closer examination, it's the sock and leg from another baby.
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Katherine crawls into the photo, joining 8 "1/2" month old Vincent.

New couch was delivered this week. Gee, aren't those colors different? The store didn't believe us at first. Now, they're making an all new couch.
Goal of 300lb bench delayed... There's something to be said for youth. I was working up to besting my personal record of 285lbs (at 17 years of age). Now 34, it turns out the muscles aren't quite so pliant. Today, I heard a popping sound in my left shoulder, as strand by strand of muscle ripped. Like rubber bands under too much strain snapping, my muscles gave way. Don't have full range of motion now, and it hurts to use for most anything, though I can still type ":-)". The full pain is supposed to come tomorrow morning.

More artwork from Katherine. Notice the fish, octopus and lobster on the upper right-hand side (shown below). This adds to her previous body of work.


Vincent tries his first banana, February 7th. As of last week, he sits himself up and crawls (albeit on his elbows). Still working on the first tooth, though.
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When I was 17, I could bench press 285lbs. I tried for months, but never reached my goal of 300lb. Now twice that age, I'm going to try to lift 300lbs by years end. Been working out for 4 months now, and tried my max for the first time today. 250 pounds. Fifty to go.
It will feel great to know that my best years are not behind me
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Oakland Raiders wide receiver Jerry Porter (84) makes a catch.[Yahoo! Photos]
Oakland Raiders wide receiver Jerry Porter (84) makes a catch over the head of Tennessee Titans cornerback Donald Mitchell for a gain of 14 yards in the fourth quarter of the AFC Championship, Sunday, Jan. 19, 2003 in Oakland, Calif. The Raiders beat the Titans, 41-24, to advance to the Super Bowl. (AP Photo/David J. Phillip) (Click for Large Photo)
Don't be a wanker.

Classic mistake in photography -- note the antlers coming out of my head. The mistake being that I was not wearing antlers. Works for trees and telephone polls too.
Christmas Eve, 2002.
Let me tell you -- the beach was cold and windy Sunday, so we only stopped for pictures.

Katherine's sidewalk chalk portrait of Grandpa Stan. Not bad for 3 "1/2".

Owen, Bradley, Sophia, Katherine, Vincent
Has science gone too far. Take one look at this bald chicken and you'll know.

This morning, I went to press play and nothing happened. There was plenty of battery left last night, so what happened? Tried again and again. Just when you get happy with something, it breaks. This is great. Going to have to bring it in, wait a few weeks for repair. Just what I need this holiday season...
Then, I remembered the internet (the thing you're staring at) and the world's greatest search engine. A few clicks later, I arrived on iPodLounge and I saw the light. Also figured out what could have been causing the percieved battery drain -- the alarm clock. Turned that off and I should be getting 10 hours between charges.
Love that internet. Love that iPod.




Katherine shows off an original ballet move.

Katherine now takes ballet. As a parent, I've never felt prouder than watching her participate in her first class. She was absolutely mortified for the first 10 minutes. She went in the studio, but refused to move or talk. The instructor, Miss Denise, handled it perfectly -- ignored Katherine and taught the class as if Katherine wasn't sitting in the middle of the floor. After a while, Katherine got up and started following the other girls, running, jumping, carrying a bean bag on her head. By the end of the class, Katherine was sitting next to the teacher, hanging on to her every word. I most want a picture of this -- the expression on Katherine's face, with her big blue eyes, looking up to the teacher.
The above picture is from yesterday, her 2nd class.
A huge dust cloud rolls over the Australian town of Griffith, 400 kilometers (248 miles) southwest of Sydney, Friday, Nov. 29, 2002, after high winds whipped up top soil dried from a prolonged drought. Australia is in the grips of a devestating drought, one of the worst on record, slashing agricultural production across the country. (AP Photo/Jamie Alexander)
Bees trap customers in L.A. liquor store
Getting to the point where it's too dangerous to go outside in L.A. Think we're leading the country in murders this year (with 15 last weekend) and now this?
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Make that too dangerous for California in general with this:

Katherine after insisting we cover her bed with stuffed animals.

Sophia and Vincent enjoying Thanksgiving Night.

Vincent is 6 months old. Hair's starting to come in and his eyebrows are now dark enough to notice. He's been able to roll both ways for the last month, but still can't sit-up. No teeth either.
His diet is changing now. Starting the vegetables, though he still much prefers his bottle.


Grandpa Stan holds Vincent for the first time??

There's no shadow under Katherine, so you can't really tell how high up she really is. Need to photoshop this for a good illusion.

I wanted to get a better angle of this one, but there's just a second to take a picture. Better to get something than nothing.

Vincent's still working on that tooth. Just about 6 months, drooling all over, but still waiting for something to break through.
Ellen Feiss, the Apple switcher, is not a stoner, though she was on drugs... Benedryl, for her allergies.

The cousins enjoy ice cream at the zoo.
Caffeine does not raise blood pressure.
Gotta show this to my doctor. No more embarrassment at the coffee line, ordering a non-fat, decafinated cup of cardboard-flavored misery. Throw away the adjectives. I'll have a cappuccino. [Google Top Stories]

Katherine, Vincent and Luke doing their best not to look at the camera. Another long weekend away, this time in Big Bear. Exhausting traveling with the chitlins. It's good to be back at home, in our own beds, where we don't have to worry about the kids waking one another in the middle of the night.
Gannon completes 21 straight passes to help Raiders beat Broncos 34-10.
After declaring myself a fan, the Raiders have lost 5 straight. Well, they came back tonight. Gannon went 34-of-38 for 352 yards and Jerry Rice, 40 now, shows he's still one of the best, catching his 200th and 201st touchdowns and breaking Walter Payton's record for total yardage. Just win baby. [Google Top Stories]

Some of the best pizza I've ever had can be found in Langley on Whidbey Island. Don't forget to order the pesto pizza. Or the porter. Man, I miss micro brew.
Above, me and the little guy are waiting for pizza place to open for lunch.
Below, the feast.

With so many business people and celebrities facing potential jail time, I've come up with a new business plan -- Jail for the Stars. Private jail for the uncommon criminal. The likes of your Marthas, Winonas would pay up to $1,500 a night to stay their term. In return, they get their own room with satellite television, gourmet meals, massages, mud wraps, tennis lessons, you name it. Though their term would be enforced, like Hotel California -- they could check out but never leave.
Rather than building a prison from scratch, the prison could be built out from a failed luxury hotel or country club -- probably not a shortage of those these days.
Celebrity security guards could even be hired. There's no shortage of unemployed childhood actors in Hollywood, either.

I love L.A. The entire city forbids smoking indoors (buildings, restaurant, bars, you name it). Even smoking outdoors in some parks is forbidden. At LAX, they've built terrariums where smokers can get their fix. It's almost like an exhibit at a zoo.
Katherine don't get to close to the glass. You might frighten them.

Vincent looking more ready for bed than Trick or Treating

Katherine, with mainland Washington behind her, thinks about how daddy risks her safety for a good picture.

Katherine and cousin Sophia on a pumpkin in Langley, Whidbey Island.
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What a great series. I only watch baseball during the World Series these days, and it was well worth it. I was an Angels fan as a kid, routing for the Dodgers in my later years, so it wasn't a stretch to be a fan again. Just an amazing transformation -- they looked so depressed in the dugout the 7th inning in Game 6. One home run and what a remarkable transformation. Never stop believing ":-)"
Now this is a wave. [Google Top Stories]
Katherine is officially a mischief maker. While Suzy and I were sleeping this morning, she went downstairs to "make a cake". We didn't hear a thing. Luckily, she came upstairs, woke me, and asked if I wanted a bite. Apparently, she pushed the chair to the cupboard and got out cocoa mix, vanilla and icing and mixed it in a bowl. This is Katherine posing after the fact.
| Weight Loss - Photographic Proof | |
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before Apr 2002 - 254 Pounds |
after Oct 2002 - 222 Pounds |
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If Nick's such a great actor, shouldn't he at least use his considerable talent to look innocent (and sane)?
[Google Top Stories]

Ever wonder what happens after you put your child to sleep? I always heard footsteps upstairs but I was never quite sure why. What was she doing. Now, caught on film for the first time, Katherine after dark.
Katherine: DADDY!
Me: [walk up stairs to attend] Katherine, you have to stop screaming. You're going to wake Vincent and that's not fair to him.
Katherine: Daddy, I wasn't screaming. I was yelling.
Me: [skeptical] What's the difference?
Katherine: Screaming is when I do this. AHHHHHHHH!. Yelling is when I say DADDY!.
Me: [speechless]
Milk protest turns sour
POLICE had to break up an animal rights protest yesterday when schoolchildren in Aberdeen pelted activists with cartons of milk.
At 2pm yesterday, Craig Salvatori put his two young daughters on a plane at Bali airport, telling them he had to stay "to look for mummy". Three hours later he found her body in a morgue. Kathy, who would have turned 38 yesterday, was barely recognisable, except for some jewellery, her body so badly charred, her blonde hair blackened... The president of the Maroubra Lions rugby league club, John Costa, said seven families had immediate members missing. "We look like we've lost five mothers, a father and two children ... missing this long after the event, it's not looking good."Links
Sydney Morning Herald

Vincent must have his thumb in his mouth 12 hours a day. Here's proof. This shot was just taken at 1:30am, 6 hours into his typical 13 hour slumber. (Yes, he sleeps in the dark. No, he didn't wake from the flash).
US 'planning occupation of Iraq'.
Now that the invasion of the planet Mars is complete, US sets site on Iraq. [Google Top Stories]
Raiders roll Bills to stay unbeaten.
After something like 8 years without a NFL team to root for, I think I'm coming back to the Raiders. I dropped them after they moved back to Oakland. Watching them play today convinced me to root for them once again. It will feel good to have a NFL team to root for once more. Charlie Garner put them over the top for me. [Google Sports]
Lest anyone think I'm bitter for the comparison chart below (1. I'm not, 2. sorry for missing your bachelor party Bart), please observe the following:

Two happy kids with a wave from the wee lad, Vincent. This is what makes me happy.
Incidentally, I had no idea Vincent was waving or even could. He's just 4 months. Timing is everything, but luck is even more.
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Big hug for the camera. Unfortunately, I didn't get pictures of Katherine and Bradley dancing. Katherine asked twice and Bradley accepted both times. It's fun watching 3 year olds. Independent and interactive, mom & dad not required.

Katherine's rendition of Colors of the Wind (Pocahontas).

Summer's almost gone -- 5 hours before the official end of summer, Bradley and Katherine dry off from their swim. Not that you would know, Northridge hit 105F today.

Well, it's not that hard to get Vincent to smile

Tricia wanted a fun cake for her birthday (23). How's this?

Katherine and Bradley are both signed up for Friday field trips. Today was reptile day in the park. Here they're holding lizards for the rest of the class to see.
Note to self: make sure they're not signed up for tiger day (or insect day).
A benefit for the victims of the September 11th attack; featuring appearances by Paul McCartney, The Who, Bon Jovi, James Taylor, John Mellencamp, Macy Gray, The Goo Goo Dolls, Melissa Etheridge, India.Arie, Jim Carrey, Jerry Seinfeld, and others.Funny thing is, when I watched it live in 2001, the crowd booed Hillary Clinton. Tonight they cheered.
Shame on you VH1 for altering the soundtrack ":-("

After a few weeks of trying, Vincent smiling ":-)".
"Photo Gallery" updated with pictures from Vincent's Baptism.

The happy family cracks their first smiles after the baptism.

Vincent was the first of five yesterday to be baptized. The priest, unfortunately, didn't have the best aim and Vincent's not one to hold back.

| no nap | nap |
"ducks" Labor Day opens my favorite time of year ... Duck season. Easy win over Mississippi today, new quarterback and all. Currently ranked #15, even though they finished #2 in the polls last year. Sure to move up as Fife proves his stuff (13/24 for 163yds, 3 TDs passing, 1 running).
Wonder if it's a bit depressing for Harrington, last year's start QB. Drafted to one of NFL's worst, Detroit Lions. From the top of the heap to the bottom of the barrel, though $6,000,000 a year must ease the pain.
Is there anything Grub Smith won't do?The first time I caught the show, Grub was giving himself a bikini wax for not winning enough challenges (ouch). He's pretty funny and the challenges are pretty bizarre. Makes for an entertaining half-hour.He'll eat Australian roadkill. He'll have sex with a Moroccan watermelon. He'll even cruise for a hot date in the L.A. restroom made famous by George Michael.
That's because Grub Smith is star of Travel Sick, the show that each week takes him to an exotic land, where he either succeeds at a series of degrading, disgusting, and dangerous challenges... or he pays an even worse price.
So don't miss Travel Sick Tuesdays 10:30 PM | 9:30 C. It's the travel show that makes you glad you stayed home.
Saturday night, I had Suzy drop Katherine and I off about one mile from home. I needed to stretch the aching muscles and Katherine (age 3) wanted to come along. Suzy insisted I take the cell just in case. I refused. But what if something happens. Nothing will happen. Back and forth. I left the car with Katherine and without the phone.
Katherine: Daddy, you were mean to Mommy.
Me: You think so?
Katherine: You should have taken the phone.
Me: Maybe you're right.
(Katherine picks a flower)
Katherine: Daddy, when we get home you say sorry and I will give Mommy the flower.
Weighing in at 232 pounds. Only 3 pounds for the last week. Don't have weekends down perfectly, but I've been bread (rice, pasta and potato) free for 2 weeks. Two birthday cakes tonight I passed on.
Hello. My name is Steve and I've been caffeine free for 5 days.
May you rest in peace.
I hardly knew ye.
":-)"
Now, imagine if you suddenly have your favorite 2000 songs whereever you go: in the car, in the gym, in an airplane or even in bed. It's awesome. Seeing how radio stations rotate between about 40 to 100 songs, that's like having 20 radio stations designed just for your personal taste.
The iPod organizes the songs in a number of ways: by artist, album, genre (alternative, country, classic, punk, rock, etc), composer or any arbitrary catalog you care to build. It plays books on tape too. Listen to the songs in the order they appeared on an album, or listen to all 2000 randomly.
I have the 10GB model. Has a 10 hour battery life, and you just recharge by syncing with your computer via firewire. Firewire transfers about 1 ALBUM every 10 seconds, it's amazing (200 times faster than USB which is common on all other mp3 players). Really easy to transfer music -- as soon as you plugin that same firewire cable, it downloads all your new tunes.
The only weakness is the when playing it through your car stereo -- most likely your options are either to hook it up through a cassette adapter (newer model cars have done away with tape decks) or a radio transmitter (which transmits to your car's FM radio). Sound quality suffers with both. The ideal method is to hook it directly through an RCA jack, but most car stereos don't offer the option.
Highly recommended.
"scale" I've been on the new doctor mandated weight loss regime for one week now and it's working. Haven't started exercising yet, but by just cutting out the starch (basically no bread, pasta, rice or potatoes) and candy, I'm down to 235 pounds (245 w/ clothes at doctor's office).
Tonight will be a real test. A birthday party dinner at a nice Italian Restaurant. Might have to indulge in a little Capellacci, but will avoid the bread. For the entree, Filet Mignon. It's the leanest cut of beef ":-)"
Tomorrow, it's time for that family membership to the gym.

New friends: Katherine and Liam.

Reading a card at Lia's first birthday party.
Saw the first Anna Nicole Smith reality show. She's no Ozzy Osbourne. There's nothing to identify with. Out here in L.A., ex-models who are dumb, overweight and high are a dime a dozen.
At least with Ozzy, there's something genuine, likeable even sympathetic. Here's the hardest partying rock start ever, who adores his wife and children. The kids are out of control and I just know I'll be facing a similar situation in 14 years. Also, he reminds me of a number of "dads" I know -- watches the history channel and can't work the remote.

Katherine's new bed, complete with 2 dog pillows.

Spent time on the house today gardening. We're more in the rip out than plant phase, though we added a number of flowers. Never seen more prickly plants before, but they're coming out one by one. There's so much land and potential, just need a plan...

Vincent, now 8 1/2 weeks, in his favorite hangout: car seat, pacifier in mouth.
All this makes you wonder what's going on in the world. All you have to do is look at the box and make sure it says B6-11. Two different people could not. Calling again tomorrow. That should be fun...
![]() | It's expensive being handy. Need a new garbage disposal, so went out and bought that. Looking at the instructions, it indicates I need a plumbing wrench. These are not cheap -- $52 for the smallest. Not to mention the plumbing putty. And a hack saw??? Still don't see why I need that. If it takes 30 minute for a professional to install, and they charge $80 per hour, I'm not saving money am I? Also on the docket: dry wall repair, toilet seat, shower head and electrical outlet replacement. Of course, the toilet seats were too big for our toilets, so I'm going to have to return those (or auction them on EBay (for sale, 1 slightly used toilet seat). At least I was successful on the shower head and electrical outlet. Dry wall repair on the smallest holes is in process. Looks like it's drying ok, still need to sand and paint... |

Morning stroll in Hermosa Beach. Typical weather, June gloom (in July).
Katherine came along for the ride so I could take the car pool lane. We stopped at Dave's house for a trip out to Martha'a for breakfast. Haven't had Eggs Martha in 5 years. She ran in the sand and played on the swings. Jeannette took pictures, will try to get them.
Living by the beach is nice. Lot's of good memories from years back in Hermosa Beach. We'd walk, ride or roller blade everywhere.
According to Vickey, it's the theatrical three's and ferocious four's.

Vincent at 6 weeks. He's currently growing at 1/2 pound and 1/2 inch per week. At his 5wk checkup -- 12 lbs 13 oz, 23 inches (up from 10 lbs 2oz, 20 inches)

Birthday cake

Katherine, ready for a birthday party, poses with Ally.
The new house is growing on me. Amazing what a little paint, ceiling and electrical work can do to update a house.
After 5 trips to Lamps Plus Sucks, we finally have the fan and all blades. Never dealt with a less competent bunch. One guy would call and say the blades/fans were in, but when we came in, they couldn't find it. Claimed we hadn't paid yet. Claimed we bought it on a different day. Spent 2 hours in the store waiting for them to figure out that yes, we paid for it, yes, it was on the day we said, yes it was shipped and where did those trick fan blades go. But, it's all in my possession now.

Good luck Suzy. I love you.
| Day | Todo #1 | Todo #2 | Todo #3 |
|---|---|---|---|
| Friday | Movers come at 8am. Move. Overhead fans installed. | Check in at hospital #1, 8am. | Babysit Katherine and Vincent, 6:30am. |
| Saturday | Unpack. Wait for cable guy. | Check in at hospital #2 at 5:30 am. Surgery at 7:30 am. | Babysit Katherine and Vincent, 4:30am. |
| Sunday | Unpack and recover. | Recover | Babysit Suzy ":-)" |
Now I know what was meant by it takes a village. Helps to have a big family on each side for events like these. Thanks all.


Vincent at one month -- June 29th, 2002.

Katherine and Jacque (after Suzy's attack), Sunday June 23rd.

Katherine's a natural, it's just that Vincent's always hungry.
Tuesday was time to face the music. Met with her primary care who referred her to a surgeon. Surgeon says: the gallbladder must come out in the next 1 to 2 weeks. Calling back later, it looks like we have a date. But first, my calendar starting Friday, June 28th (Happy Birthday Linda. Happy Birthday Jack):
Friday: Painters should be finished
Saturday: Diane & Randy's wedding
Sunday: pack for the move
Monday: work & pack
Tuesday: work & pack
Wednesday: take vacation day, carpets to be cleaned at new house, Suzy to get ultrasound before surgery
Thursday: 4th of July holiday & pack
Friday: move
Saturday: Suzy's gallbladder surgery
Doubled over in pain, she's vomiting while I race down the streets. She wants me to run the reds, but I don't get the chance. Had a chance at the final light, but there were 2 cop cars waiting for green in the other direction.
Once there, the ER is uncharacteristically empty. Takes a few minutes to find the triage nurse, though. Suzy's admitted, but it takes another 15 minutes to get a bed. Her pain subsides for a few, but the pain starts in again. Intense. Bring me a bucket intense. The patient in the next curtain is constipated. I try to hurry them along (try a book, always works for me).
I have to go find the nurse in hallway.
Steve: Nurse, my wife is doubled over in pain. She's passing another gallstone.Doctor sees us minutes later. Prescribes the Cure for Pain. Nurse comes back a few minutes later with 1 pill and 5 needles, Suzy still screaming. Unfortunately, nurse has 2 charts. The lady with the blockage is seen first. Suzy's next, and the effect is immediate ":-)"Nurse: She'll have to wait for the doctor.
Steve: Great. I'll tell her to suck it up. That should work.
Pain comes and goes. Gets a little more relief.
By this time, bed A gets filled with it's next victim. Some drunk who got jumped by 2 gangbangers. Fractured jaw, and potential broken ankle. 4 cops in the room, one EMT. We're in the next curtain, listening to the interview. The cops have a sense of humor, they're just not that funny. Does this hurt? And the classic were you jumped by 2 men, or seeing double? Whatever. He's drunk and they don't have the easiest job.
The meds are wearing off, but the searing pain is gone. With a C-section less than a month ago, there's not much they can do. The attack subsided, so we'll just have to wait for the next or hope she can have her gallbladder removed before this happens again. Suzy is released and we head home... Just another day in paradise.
Roof repairs, round 1, were finished today too. The repairs fixed some potential leaking. Unfortunately, when the house was tented (before it was ours), the termite people walked on the roof and broke close to a hundred tiles. Of course, they had a no damage waiver that the selling agent signed. Somehow, we get stuck with the bill for this :-( Roofer should come back July 2nd to replace the tiles.
The acoustic ceiling has been completely removed. Texture will be applied Monday, and painting should start Tuesday. For now, the whole interior will basically be white. We can decide on colors in the months ahead.
Finally, we have an electrician (Jen's brother Mike) coming Tuesday to scope out some work. Want to recessed lights downstairs in the family room and maybe fans or overhead lights in the bedrooms upstairs.



Yesterday did seem especially spam free after installing Cloudmark.
Daddy, isn't that your iMac?
Katherine uses these powers of observation for her own benefit. She has me open the freezer and cupboards and gives them a quick once over every day. Yesterday, she saw the cookies on the top shelf, a type she's never seen before, and asked if they were cookies. Confirming it, I had to give her one ":-)"
The scary thing now is she realizes she doesn't need me anymore. She pushes the chair from room to room and climbs up and explores at will.
What do I want for father's day? A two hour nap.


His first doctors appointment is Tuesday morning, which reminds me that I need to resurrect the growth chart...
After 4 long days in the hospital, Suzy is finally home. The first few hours were easy enough, but once everyone left and Vincent awoke, chaos ensued. The problem is balancing a new baby needs with Katherine's demands --
Katherine: Daddy, I'm a baby. Pick me up.
Me: Katherine, you're not a baby. I'm feeding the baby.
Katherine: Daddy, pick me up.
Vincent: (now with wet shorts) Waaaaaahhh!!!
Katherine: Daddy!!!
Me: Waaaaahhh!!
Ok, in reality, it's not too bad. Just 2 incidents like that tonight. But as I was reminded tonight, take a step back and look at all there is to be happy about:
So life is good, but I need something to write about.
Vincent: (Latin) victor, conqueror. See also Binkentios, Binky.Baby Binky? You must be kidding.
Also, popularity of Vincent over the last 100 years -- always hovering around 100.
Suzy: Do you smell something burning?
Steve: Yeah, it's you. They're using a laser scalpel.
Memorable quote before surgery (sounding like a commercial endorsement):
Suzy: Steve, if something happens today, promise me one thing.
Steve: Sure babe, what is it?
Suzy: Promise me you'll use Similac w/ Iron
My money is on a boy. It's fun to be low-tech in this hi-tech world. Sure we could find out, but it's fun to leave a little to chance.
The house is 30 hours away. Hopefully all the loan papers will be ready tomorrow, and we can sign away at escrow tomorrow afternoon.
The move is 30+ days away. Still need to arrange to have the ceilings scraped and the interior painted.
Next week will be interesting. Escrow is scheduled to close on Friday. Might have to make a field trip from the Escrow office with notary in tow to the hospital.
Good, I'm happy for them. It's one of a handful of useful sites that survived the dot.con. I've been using Netflix for over a year now. It all started when I was a day late returning 3 movies to Blockbuster. $23 to rent 3 movies is a tad excessive. Saw Netflix and that would get me a month -- that's 12 movies if your consistent in your movie watching habit.
Starting to clean out one room at a time. Tonight's the guest room, though it's already 9:30pm and we're out of boxes. It's amazing how much stuff just follows you, never used, shoved inside in some corner. It's good to move every few years. Discover what you haven't unpacked from the last move, what you won't use in the future. The hard part is throwing it away. Once you do, you won't miss it.
EditLive for Java "empowers business users with an easy-to-use, intuitive interface for creating and publishing web content."
[Scripting News]
The problem with EditLive is that it's an applet. No matter what you do, applets are always going to be slower than DHTML. Whenever you edit an article, it takes 5-10 seconds for the page to come up. That's gives the applet a clunky feeling. I'd much rather use the built in IE editor, which is immediate. You feel more in control when the website is responsive.
title, siteName, description, bodytext and the calendar. I'm still working on this css template, but the calendar is next to go. After that, I'll worry about the main template.
Uh oh. It seems that the new version of iPhoto (1.1.1) is broken. File->Export brings up an empty dialog with 1 blank tab. What happened???
All is well again. Needed to update BetterHTMLExport again.


Katherine's (2yr 8mo) quote of the day:
Suzy
Katherine, why are you running around naked?Katherine
Mommy, I'm Pocohantas, the Indian. And Indian's don't wear underwear.
Katherine's (2yr 8mo) quote of the day:
Suzy
Katherine, why are you running around naked?Katherine
Mommy, I'm Pocohantas, the Indian. And Indian's don't wear underwear.
Yahoo has a new privacy policy that I'm sure gives more of your information away. But, there are a few things you can to do to minimize their tracking:
* Sun grants you ("Licensee") a non-exclusive, royalty free, license to use,
* modify and redistribute this software in source and binary code form,
* provided that i) this copyright notice and license appear on all copies of
* the software; and ii) Licensee does not utilize the software in a manner
* which is disparaging to Sun.
Objective C isn't that hard either. The syntax really throws you for a few hours, but as soon as you start coding, it makes sense.
There's a lot of dragging and dropping when building a UI in Interface Builder, but you're really not doing all that much. Just setting the instance methods in the class (this button instance variable points to this button on the screen, called outlets) and telling the button which method to call in the class (actions). Give it a couple of days, no problem.
Like Java, the power (and the time it takes) comes in learning the class library.
/etc/hosts. OS X uses "lookupd", which looks in all sorts of places, just not in your hosts file. Go to you application/utilities folder and open NetInfo Manager. There, you will need to duplicate an entry in "machines", such as "localhost" and change it to suite your needs. It's really a lot more difficult that adding a value to /etc/hosts ... not sure of the upside yet.
In the third trimester of a woman's pregnancy, hormones surge and women get the nesting instinct -- they know the baby is on the way and must get the house in order. Need to buy baby clothes, paint the baby room, clean the house, etc. Hormones make swiss cheese of the brain and god help the man who stands in her way. Any small thing can set her off... my wife almost left me during her first pregnancy when I wouldn't drive the old bed in the guest room over to Goodwill at 10:30pm one evening. She was better the next day.
6 1/2 months through her second, she's nesting again. The hormones must of gotten to me too, because I'm nerding. Nerding causes men to go out and buy expensive electronics equipment because they know they're not going to have $$money$$ or time to use the new toys soon. Today's purchases for the iMac:
Actually, I can see other updates (Adam Curry), but not updates from myself. Which means what? Radio I/O must be pinging the external radio site for updates (the opml file itself?), so the whole firewall/nat issue is mute if you are posting to a remote server? Who knows. Brain's too tired to reread and comprehend.
You can read about programming all you want, but until you sit down and code, you won't understand. Back in January, I purchased Cocoa Programming for Mac OS X and read it from cover to cover. But actions, outlets and delegates never stuck. Until now.
Now that I own an iMac and have installed the (included) developer environment, I've made the connection. Nothing like blindly copying code from a text book to your code editor to start understanding. Maybe the act of typing quiets the left brain so the right brain can absorb.
Once I get through Objective-C, and maybe AppleScript, I have to check out the Radio/Frontier scripting language. Just reading about it, I don't understand the "@" and "^" symbols in the langauge. One fun project might be taking local image directories and posting thumbnail pages. Also, I'd love to have some sort of RTF editor for posting ... I miss the Windows DHTML editor...
Plus, I still need to buy a digital camera (with an extra memory card)...
Luckily, I bought the digital video camera a few years ago
Russ Lipton: How to Create Navigation Links.[Scripting News]
Timing is everything. When I walked into that Apple Store I Monday, I just had to plop down $1799.
Apple Raises Price of New iMacs. SAN JOSE, Calif. (AP) -- Citing an increase in component costs, Apple Computer Inc. has raised the prices of its new iMac computers by $100 each. By The Associated Press. [New York Times: Technology]
I wasn't convinced buying a new iMac was the right thing to do until I made my first iMovie. When I bought the computer, making a video was the last thing on my mind. I was more excited by the whole BSD / Cocoa programming framework (yes, I'm a nerd). It was never something I thought I would or could do, but one hour with some footage of Katherine (now 2 1/2) at the Santa Barbara Zoo convinced me.