Clean Humor

Lately, I've been washing my hands with Warm Vanilla Sugar soap and noticed my fingers getting fatter. Is there a sugar free version?

Lately, I've been washing my hands with Warm Vanilla Sugar soap and noticed my fingers getting fatter. Is there a sugar free version?
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In what must be my first non-animated, non-kid's movie in a year, I ventured out tonight to see the new James Bond film, Casino Royale. After years of over produced, overacted, corn-ball scripted movies, we finally have a winner. The new Bond is grittier, edgier and the best Bond since Sean Connery. The film includes some great action scenes that don't rely on the gadgets of old. Actual running and jumping, kicking and punching ... invisible, submersible, oil slicking, seat ejecting, missile firing cars were left out of this production.
The movie is not perfect. It goes on a bit long and the story gets a bit confused at the end. But if you enjoy action and with journeyman acting, it's definitely worth seeing. |
So the results are in and my predictions were 3/4 -- missed one. The guys were tougher because you could make a case for either Dave or Will, but in the end, America is not ready for another underage, under talented crooner and Dave got the axe.
One of the good things about American Idol is that America (42 million votes this week) doesn't vote for looks alone. There's got to be some talent or just forget it. These two women are already gone cause while they may be good, they're not great singers:
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And unless these four give the performance of their lifetimes, they are on the chopping block next week:
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