On trial
Not much gets by Katherine. She wakes me up in the morning, after going downstairs on her own, and quizzes me on the contents of the refrigerator.
Katherine: Daddy, who bought the strawberries and the blueberries?
Me: I did Katherine.
Katherine: What was in the empty bag on the counter?
Me: Frozen yogurt.
Katherine: Did you save me any?
Me: (thinking on the spot) No Katherine. Frozen yogurt doesn't keep, you have to eat it right away.