6 hours to go
We're cooking a turkey for the first time (I've got to put my hand where and pull out what?). Ralph's gave us a free turkey and now we're sufficiently passed Thanksgiving where I think I can eat turkey again. Don't think too much can go wrong at this point.
5 hours later
It's done. Now what? Dinner's not for another 3 hours... Do I leave the stuffing in or take it out??